Many years ago, when I was in high school (and yes, I'm not being
coy, that was indeed many years ago), I took a trip out to New York
with my mother and godmother. Turns out we had some distant cousins who
lived in New Jersey who invited us out for a day, and they invited some
neighbors to meet us. Said neighbors asked us some very interesting
questions, including: Does it snow all year round in Minnesota? Do you
have electricity? Do you live in igloos?
We were taken aback. They were dead serious. And shocked to find out
that not only does it not snow year round, but sometimes the temps
could get as high as 90 or 100F, even in northern Minnesota. And not
only did we have electricity, we even had radio and -- gasp! --
television. In our non-igloo home. That, also, was not built out of logs.
But when we returned to Minnesota and told people these stories,
Minnesotans thought we were making them up. No one could be that
ignorant about Minnesota, right?
Wrong.
This week's Strib travel section has a piece that's simultaneously amusing and sad, focused on questions the fine folks at Explore Minnesota, the tourism board, have gotten from out-of-state callers. If that link doesn't work, let me just share a couple of highlights with you:
"Where can I rent a snowmobile in July?"
I'm sure you can rent one, but using it will be problematic.
"Where do we go to do the whale-watching?"
Umm...to the ocean? Which is not in Minnesota?
And probably my favorite: "How do I get a tour of the Edmund Fitzgerald?"
You mean the ship that's on the bottom of Lake Superior? I dunno. Maybe James Cameron can help you. He's probably got some spare time and cash right now.