--and it's a holiday two-fer! Two easy-peasy holiday treats.
Let's start with the cranberry slush.
That's it. Four whole ingredients. That you dump into a freezer-friendly container and freeze.
Specifics soon, but first, a Knit Think holiday memory. See that apricot brandy? That stuff is potent--it's 35% alcohol. The first year I made this slush, my father went wild. He rarely drinks alcohol, but he loves cranberry juice. I was watching him chug this stuff, and I kept saying, "Dad, slow down. Dad, that's really strong stuff in there. Dad, you don't drink much. Dad, you really need to slow down."
Did my father listen to me? Of course not. Did he get bombed out of his skull? Why, yes. Later that evening, we were going to drive out and see some Christmas lights (no, we had no plans to let him drive). Our house has a mudroom with a boot bench that opens to store, well, boots. The top was slightly open. My dad reached down, tucked his fingers around the edge of the top, then sat on it, slamming his fingers right into the bench. He still had marks two days later.
My brother pulled me aside and said, "I'm worried about Dad. Do you think there's something wrong with him?"
To which I replied, "Nothing that a good night's sleep and some aspirin and Alka-Seltzer won't fix."
It can't be said that my father doesn't learn from his mistakes. Now he carefully sips his one glass of slush and doesn't ask for seconds.
Like I said, this is about as easy as it gets:
Cranberry Slush
1 48-ounce jar cranapple juice
1 quart 7-Up
1 12-ounce can of frozen lemonade concentrate
1 bottle (fifth) apricot brandy
Combine all ingredients and freeze for 3 days, stirring every 12 hours. Yes--it's called cranberry slush, people, not cranberry slab o' ice. Stir every 12 hours. This is what it looks like:
Pretty!
OK, on to number 2. The Knit Think children are terribly deprived because Mommy just doesn't like to bake. That's a serious hindrance this time of year. But I do have one cookie recipe that's so easy even I can do it.
Again, not so much with the long ingredient list. And one of these ingredients is food coloring, which really doesn't count.
First you beat some egg whites until they're stiff, then add sugar and food coloring. Once those are blended, gently fold in the mint chocolate chips (an ingredient that only seems to be available this time of year).

I used my pretty winter spatula that I got on clearance after Christmas last year from Sur la Table.
Here's what it looks like, all mixed together and ready to bake.
These have to be made the night before, as you'll see in the recipe instructions.
Mint Meringues
2 egg whites
1/2 cup sugar
Red or green food coloring
1 six-ounce package mint chocolate chips
Preheat oven to 400F. Whip egg whites until stiff, about 2 minutes. Slowly beat in sugar on lowest speed, then add food coloring to your preference. Gently stir in chips and spoon onto greased cookie sheets. Put the sheets in the oven, then turn the oven off, and leave cookies in oven overnight. Yields approximately 2 1/2 dozen cookies.
They're odd little cookies--the texture is a bit like styrofoam, but the barely-melted chocolate chips and the mint flavor redeem the texture. They're pretty tasty. And easy. And do-ahead. All of my favorite things.