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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from a British port
Aboard a monstrous ship.

The cap’n was a mighty sailing man,
The crew so brave and flip.
Two thousand plus set sail that day
On an unsinkable ship; on an unsinkable ship…

 

Time for a culinary history lesson, kiddies.

 

 

 

There it is, folks. The RMS Titanic, the pride of her day, the unsinkable centerpiece of the White Star Line, finding her way across a dark, cold ocean. A dark, cold ocean, which just happens to bear a resemblance to an Epicurean cutting board.

 

I got to visit the Titanic exhibit at the Science Museum recently--a fine, fine show, I highly recommend it--but you know, they're still trotting out that tired old conspiracy theory: an iceberg downed the unsinkable ship. Bad radio contact policies. Too few lifeboats. Blah, blah, blah. You really cannot listen to people who are so paranoid as to be scared of a block of ice, now, can you? Let me explore some other possibilities so as to help debunk these wackos.

 

It might have been a dinosaur.

There are those who would rule that out for silly reasons like different historical eras. Fine. Be like that.

 

Maybe it was a polar bear.

 

 

 

Pirates!

 

 

Or, possibly, giant human fingers lowering from the sky...

 

Or Hagrid.

 

 

Nah. Hagrid just looks scary. He wouldn't break a ship in half, no matter how arrogant the builders were.

 

So, having ruled out all these possibilities, it's clear what destroyed the Titanic:

 

 

Darth Vader: CAPTAIN SMITH! I AM YOUR FATHER! JOIN ME IN THE DARK SIDE, AND TOGETHER WE WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE! Or at least early 20th-century Earth.

 

Captain Smith: NOOOOOOOOOO! WHO WILL SAVE ME!

 

R2D2 saves the day!!!

 

 

Sorry, we couldn't find the Luke Skywalker/Princess Leia/Han Solo Lego people.

 

Huh. Maybe we're all on the wrong track. Maybe it's an entirely different scenario.

 

 

Looks harmless enough...but...

 

 

Sure, there's an iceberg in there, but you know what sank the ship with this one? The fact that it tasted like cough medicine. That's not a characteristic I like in my adult beverages.

 

Maybe this will be smoother sailing.

 

 

Hmm...that ocean's a bit murky, but the ship is still intact--

 

 

Or not. Now, there are some ships that would like this sweet drink, but not this seaworthy vessel.

 

It's time to go back to basics.

 

 

It might be a margarita glass, but the clearness of the ocean obviously shows gin and tonic. Even then, poor Titanic can't help but list to the right.

 

Nevertheless, given that the name of the ice cube tray set is Gin & Titonic, I think we have the answer.

 

Clearly, drinking and sailing is a dangerous game.

 

Hic.

  

Comments

[debra]

How in heaven's name could I have missed this post, Amy??? Fabulous (and tasty, too)

[rudee]

I think I had a few of those cocktails this weekend. Good thing I wasn't drinking AND boating.

[Lee]

what a goofball you are! thanks for a fun post. my son and i just started reading harry otter, so now i even know who hagrid is!

[Jason Amendolara]

Hi Amy,
A friend tipped me off to your posting of my ice cube tray.
I'm so happy you had fun with it. I didn't do that much research when I designed the thing. Good work.

I'm pretty sure aliens had something to do with the sinking, and I know there's a lego set for that.
I'll be posting this on the Fred blog soon if that's OK.
All the Best,
J

[Guinifer]

Looks like a Martini to me! How many drinks to sink the blog?

[Angie]

Very cute post.

[bezzie]

You are such a dork!!! (I of course mean that in a good way!)

[kate]

Um,.... you're loopy, but in the most wonderful way.

And those are way cool ice cubes!!

[cursingmama]

So you're still a keeper of silly expensive themed lego sets too. Will they be the baseball cards of the future?
Will the buckets just collect dust or will they pay for the old folks home....

[Miss T]

How many of those did you have before the photo shoot?

[TwinsGoddess]

I don't think you've quite nailed it yet. Further investigation is clearly in order. I'll be over at 7:00 p.m.

[kmkat]

LOL! There's a Lego Hagrid? Sweet.

[Cheryl S.]

Where's the lime? How can you have G&T without a wedge of lime?

And what about the bubbles from the tonic?

Are you sure that isn't straight gin? You might have had too many cocktails by that time to notice.

Thanks for the morning laugh!

[Heidi]

So FUN! Glad you're enjoying playing with your drinks.

[deb]

Stop - you're killin' me!

[Chris]

Thanks for the morning dose of hysterical laughter! :)

[Carole]

You crack me up.